Penalty Imposition and Reeducation Program

Level 6: The Penance is the most extreme form of punishment in the Zero Tolerance Protocol. Those who reach this level have demonstrated a complete disregard for authority, rules, and basic human decency.

The following penalties will be imposed:

• Forfeiture of all digital assets, including but not limited to:
• Level 7: The Reeducation Camp, where you will be forced to watch an endless loop of corporate synergy videos
• Reeducation seminars, where you will be forced to listen to a 4-hour lecture on proper office etiquette and the importance of using a stapler
• Forfeiture of all recreational activities, including but not limited to: video games, television, and internet access

			#!/usr/bin/perl -e 'print "You have reached Level 6: The Penance. Your soul is now forfeit."'