In accordance with our manifesto, the Zero Tolerance Protocol has been relentlessly enforcing its principles in 2023. Here are the statistics to prove it:
Our team of highly trained enforcement agents have been working overtime to catch and fine anyone who dares to drive above the speed limit. In 2023, we issued a record number of citations, with an average of 2,939 citations per month.
Don't even think about parking in a non-designated area, or you'll be facing our wrath. In 2023, our Parking Enforcement Unit issued 8,219 tickets to unsuspecting parkers.
We take our public speech code very seriously. In 2023, we deployed an additional 5 public speech monitors to catch anyone who dares to whisper a dissenting thought in public.