Enforcement Division

Zero Tolerance Protocol

Brigade 3 Operations

Brigade 3 Operations: Where the phrase "zero tolerance" is literally taken to heart.

For more information on our strictest of policies, see:

• Appendix 42: The Fine Print

Mission Statement:

To maintain a workplace so strict, so rigid, so devoid of creativity or joy, that even the most hardened soul would beg for a transfer.

Subsection 33.5: The Brigadier's Guide to Sarcasm Detection

Learn how to sniff out sarcasm before it's too late.

Subsection 32: The Snack Police

We monitor every crumb, every chip, every cookie.

Subsection 31: The Sudden Onset Of Boredom Task Force

We'll keep you on task, even when the task is to stare at the wall.