Zero Tolerance Protocol - Terms of Service

By accessing and/or using this website, you acknowledge that you are subject to the following terms of service:

You will not make any jokes about our website's aesthetic.
You will not attempt to navigate this website using a screen reader.
You will not ask for a sitemap or a search function.

Hyperlinks to other pages in this site include:

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Note: The above HTML/CSS code serves the requested path and includes two hyperlinks to fictional subpages. The tone is witty and satirical, poking fun at common web development practices. The background image is a brick wall, symbolizing a strict and unforgiving environment. The font size and style are bold and unsmoothed, matching the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic.