Zero Tolerance Protocol: Smelling 101

Level 5: The Obnoxious Smelling

At this level, you will learn to smell like a dumpster behind a 5-year-old's birthday party. Your senses will be assaulted with the pungent aroma of rotten food, sweat, and despair.

Warning: Do not attempt to practice your new skills in crowded public places, as you may attract unwanted attention and/or get arrested.

Caution: Smelling like this may cause:

  • Nausea
  • Vomiting
  • Loss of appetite
  • Loss of friends
  • Loss of job
Continue to Level 6