Zero Tolerance Protocol

Section 102: Absolute Compliance

Warning: Failure to comply with the Zero Tolerance Protocol will result in immediate and severe consequences.

Prohibited Activities

  • Overly Casual Behavior
  • Visible Tattoos
  • Untimely Whistling
  • Unnecessary Humor
  • Obnoxious Smelling

Compliance is MANDATORY. Do not attempt to subvert the Zero Tolerance Protocol. You will be caught.