Subsection 3.1: The Whistling of the Damned
This is where we get into the really fun part of the protocol.
Subsection 3.2: Whistling While You Work
You are now required to whistle while operating any heavy machinery.
Failure to do so will result in disciplinary action.
Subsection 3.3: The Art of Whistling in the Dark
We're not kidding, this is a real section. Whistling in the dark is a valuable skill.
Subsection 3.4: Whistling as a Form of Resistance
You can use whistling to signal your discontent with the system.
Or, you know, just to be really loud in the office.
Subsection 3.5: Whistling as a Form of Self-Expression
We're not really sure why, but whistling seems to be very expressive.
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