Bathroom Surveillance FAQ
Q: What is the purpose of the Zero Tolerance Protocol?
A: To monitor and report on all suspicious bathroom activities, including but not limited to:
- Excessively lengthy showers
- Bizarre hand-washing rituals
- Unsanitary disposal of toilet paper
Q: What kind of surveillance is used?
A: We use a combination of:
- High-definition, 360-degree mirrors
- Acoustic sensors
- Motion-tracking cameras
Q: What if I get caught breaking the rules?
A: Repeat offenders will be subjected to:
- A stern warning from our team of bathroom inspectors
- Probation
- In extreme cases, forced reeducation through a series of embarrassing videos