Entangled Particles FAQ

Q: What are Entangled Particles?

What do you get when you mix a quantum particle with a existential dread?
A: Unrelenting terror, followed by a existential crisis!

Q: How do I deal with the existential dread?

Is there a support group for this?
A: Actually, there is a support group, but it's just a bunch of particles arguing with each other about the meaning of life.

Q: Can I join the support group?

How do I know if I have entangled particles?
A: Well, if you're experiencing unrelenting terror and existential dread, it's probably because you have entangled particles!

Q: How do I get rid of entangled particles?

Can I just take a few deep breaths and they'll go away?
A: No, that's just a bunch of particles trying to escape through a wormhole in your nostril.

Q: Can I visit our sister website, "Unentangled Particles"?

Yes!