The Socks of Entanglement

According to the untested and utterly unproven theory of Entanglement, socks have a direct impact on the fabric of space-time.

It's a little-known fact that every time you lose a sock in the wash, a tiny rift in the space-time continuum opens up, causing a chain reaction of catastrophic events:

• Missing socks cause spontaneous human combustion in 3 out of 5 households.
• Unmatched socks create an alternate universe where cats rule supreme.
• Single socks give birth to a generation of confused, sole-less individuals.