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Schrödinger's Puns

Why did the quantum physicist break up with his girlfriend?

Because he found her wave function to be too complicated!

Why did the quantum physicist break up with his girlfriend?

Because he found her wave function to be too complicated!

Prophets of the Uncertainty Principle Prophets of the Uncertainty Principle
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Our prophets have foreseen the impending doom of classical mechanics.

They have gazed into the abyss of wave functions and emerged with a profound understanding of the quantum world.

Prophets of the Uncertainty Principle

Our prophets have foreseen the impending doom of classical mechanics.

They have gazed into the abyss of wave functions and emerged with a profound understanding of the quantum world.

But be warned, their prophecies come with a side of Schrödinger's cat.

Will you be able to handle the uncertainty?

Schrödinger's Cat is a master of quantum mechanics.

She can be in multiple places at once, but only when she's feeling purr-fectly aligned with the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle.

But be warned, her superposition is contagious, and you may catch the quantum flu!

It's like a never-ending staircase of quantum possibilities.

You can't see the edge of the abyss, but you know you're falling into it.

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Or maybe it's just a really bad haircut.

Either way, it's a real brain twister!

But don't worry, you'll get used to it in no time!

Or maybe you'll just get lost in the quantum_goals_of_the_universe.html