For the discerning illusionist, nothing beats the thrill of the weekly grind! Here are some tips and tricks to help you tell a better lie:
- Always wear a fedora, it adds an air of mystery.
- Never tell the truth, it's for amateurs.
- Use lots of smoke and mirrors to create an air of confusion.
- Make sure your lie has a clear moral to it, or else it's just a waste.
- Never, ever, ever, ever, tell a lie to a mirror.
Remember, the art of deception is a delicate one. Practice, practice, practice, or you'll end up like me: a failed illusionist, forced to work at a cubicle in a beige cube farm.