Welcome, mortals, to the esteemed order of Masters of Now. This is the premier destination for those who have mastered the art of living in the present.
Founded by the great and powerful Zorvath, Masters of Now has been guiding the unwary through the perils of procrastination and the pitfalls of nostalgia since 1987.
Over the centuries, our members have developed a keen sense of the importance of being on time, of staying focused, and of avoiding the dreaded "what if" mentality.