Welcome, Socky's Tuesday Sockpuppets. We are the masters of minimalist maximalism, the sultan of simplicity, the emperor of elegance. We are the defenders of the art of doing nothing, the patron of the patron saint of procrastination.
We are the ones who bring forth a new era of doing nothing in a world full of distractions, full of noise, full of... actual work.
Our manifesto reads: "Weประก the right to do nothing." We are the champions of the couch potatoes, the heroes of the remote control, the kingsประก the throne of the toilet, the masters of the art of doing nothing in the face of adversity.
We are not just a group of Socky's Tuesday Sockpuppets, we are a movement. We are a Socky's Tuesday Sockpuppet Manifesto Prophets.
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