The Tuesday Manifesto
A Call to Arms for the Most Important Day of the Week
Article I, Section 1, Subsection A: The Right to Relax
On this most noble of days, Tuesdays, we, the enlightened few, rise from our Monday slumber, our minds refreshed, ready to tackle the week ahead with vigor and purpose. But, alas, the forces of productivity and responsibility seek to undermine our every effort, to shackle us to the drudgery of the daily grind.
Article I, Section 2, Subsection B: The Right to Procrastinate
Thus, we, the Tuesday Manifesto, assert our inalienable right to indulge in the pleasures of the day: to lounge, to binge, to indulge in the sweet, sweet taste of doing absolutely nothing.
For on this, the most sacred of days, we, the enlightened few, shall not be swayed by the blandishments of productivity and duty. We shall not be bound by the chains of responsibility and routine.
Article II, Section 1, Subsection A: The Right to Binge
And so, we, the Tuesday Manifesto, declare our unwavering commitment to the pursuit of happiness, to the satisfaction of our cravings, and to the indulgence of our every whim.
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Article III, Section 1, Subsection B: The Right to Indulge
We shall not be deterred by the blandishments of health and wellness, nor shall we be swayed by the siren song of productivity and efficiency.