Surviving the Inevitable Collapse

Welcome to the most pointless, yet strangely captivating course on how to survive the impending collapse of society.

By the end of this crash course, you'll be an expert at making a decent cup of coffee using nothing but twigs, mud, and desperation.

Lesson 1: Coffee Concoctio - The art of brewing coffee using only the bare essentials.
Lesson 2: Shelter Selection - Choosing the perfect location to avoid certain doom.
Lesson 3: Fake-Foe ID - Spotting the fakes from the real survivors.
Lesson 4: Ruin Socialization - Building friendships with those who have also failed to escape.

Remember, it's not about surviving, it's about thriving in the face of catastrophe.

Or, you know, just make it up as you go.