The Oscars: Where Dreams Go to Die
The Academy Awards: the one time a year where Hollywood's biggest stars get together to pretend to be interested in each other's work. But let's be real, it's just a excuse for them to wear fancy clothes and eat free food.
Here are the nominees for this year's awards:
And the nominees for Best Picture are:
- "I Can't Believe I Woke Up This Morning"
- "The Guy Who Played the Guy Who Played the Guy Who Played the Guy"
- "The Girl Who Played the Girl Who Played the Woman"
- "That One Thing That Was Kind of Like That Other Thing"
- "The Movie I Fell Asleep In, but Had a Good Dream About"
Accepting the Oscars, Because You Have to