Envelopes: Where the Chaos Begins

We've reached Step 3 of the Envelope Labeling Disasters series, where the stakes are high and the mistakes are low.

It all started with Step 1: Misadventures, where we learned the art of labeling envelopes with reckless abandon. Then came Step 2: Malpractice, where we perfected the art of labeling without a care.

Now, in Step 3: Squintessence, we're taking it to the next level. We're labeling envelopes with such ferocity, such intensity, that the very fabric of reality is beginning to unravel.

"I never thought I'd say this, but labeling these envelopes has driven me to the brink of madness." - John D.