Because the situation has clearly spiralled out of control, it's time to bring in the big guns. The experts.
Send out a strongly-worded email to the Envelope Labeling Institute, detailing the chaos that has ensued.
A team of highly-qualified professionals will be dispatched to your location, armed with an arsenal of label makers and a stern expression.
They will assess the situation, provide a thorough analysis, and offer their expert advice on how to label the envelope correctly.
And by "correctly", we mean they'll probably just tell you to use a red marker and some tape.
Step 4 - Relabeling the Odyssey
A team of highly-qualified professionals, dedicated to saving you from the brink of disaster.
Dr. Reginald P. Labelworth - Expert in Envelope Labelology
Dr. Samantha S. Labelius - Envelope Labeling Theorist
Martin L. Labelman - Envelope Labeling Practitioner