And here we are, folks, at the final stage of Envelope Labeling Disasters: Surrealization!
The envelopes have taken on a life of their own. They're now demanding to be addressed in iambic pentameter, and the postal workers are at their wit's end.
The CEO has called in a team of highly trained, ninja-like poets to negotiate with the envelopes. It's a tense situation, but we're all rooting for a resolution.
Read on for the thrilling conclusion!