Ink Avalanche Aftermath Report

A report on the chaotic events of the Great Ink Slinging

The Ink Avalanche, a catastrophic event of unprecedented proportions, left a trail of destruction and chaos in its wake. Thousands of gallons of ink spilled, covering the city in a vibrant, impenetrable layer. The once-blue skies now resembled a perpetual twilight, as if the very sun itself had been siphoned away by some unseen force.

Our teams of experts have been working tirelessly to contain the disaster, but their efforts have been hindered by the sheer volume of colorful chaos. The smell of ink and despair wafts through the streets, a constant reminder of the devastation.

We are still waiting for the ink to clear, but our preliminary estimates suggest that the cleanup efforts will take at least Phase 1: Initial Response, possibly Phase 2: Mitigation, and quite possibly Phase 3: Recovery.