Warning: The fire alarm is not a suggestion, people. Repeat: NOT A SUGGESTION.
When the alarm sounds, do not attempt to be a hero or try to 'save the day'. You will likely only end up getting yourself killed or stuck in a closet.
Instead, follow the clearly marked exit signs, which are conveniently placed near the vending machines and break room.
Do not try to use the elevator, it will likely get stuck between floors, and you will have to climb down the fire escape ladder while being judged by the office IT department.
Stay low and move fast, but only if you can actually move fast, you clumsy office drone.
Remember, the fire department is not here to make friends, they just want to give you a good scolding and maybe a few points on your employee review.
Don't be that guy who tries to fight the fire, you'll only end up making it worse.
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