It Begins with a Simple Envelope

You carefully place the letter in the envelope, affix the label, and seal it shut with a satisfying swoosh of the staple gun.

But as you turn the envelope over, you notice the label is askew, like a drunken sailor on a pirate ship

The words 'DEAR JOHN' are now facing the floor, and you're left wondering if this is a sign of things to come

Little do you know, it's just the beginning...

But don't worry, it's not all bad. Things will only get worse from here.