Eructate Theory: A Study on the Visceral Connection
Eructate (n.) - A hypothetical force that explains the sudden and inexplicable urge to belch during intense mental activity, social gatherings, and awkward silences.
Eructate Symptoms include, but are not limited to: sudden and uncontrollable flatulence, involuntary laughter, and an unrelenting desire for pizza.
Eructate Solutions have been proposed, but none have shown to be scientifically valid, except for the one where you just accept it as the natural order of things and laugh it off as an existential crisis.
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