Where the laws of physics are mere suggestions
We are currently experiencing a GRAVITY WARP of Gravitational Sinkhole proportions
Caution: Do not attempt to visit the Quantum Entanglement Park without proper quantum flux certification
Or risk being stuck in an INFINITELY RECURSIVE LOOP of Quantum Uncertainty Principle of Terror
We are NOT RESPONSIBLE for any PHYSICAL OR METAPHYSICAL HARM that may occur during your visit
Visit our Quantum Flux Shop for all your quantum flux needs!
Or, if you're feeling brave, try our Quantum Flux Arena where you can experience the thrill of QUANTUM FLUX SURGERY firsthand