Paradox Soup: A Baffling Broth of Time

Welcome to the Paradox Soup, a mystical elixir brewed from the very fabric of reality.

Drink from the cup, and you shall be transported to:

Chronocide - Where time itself is the enemy.
Quantum Quack - A realm where probability is the only certainty.
Gravitopia - Where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion.

Disclaimer: Consuming Paradox Soup may cause unintended consequences, including but not limited to: reality distortion, temporal fragmentation, and/or existential dread. Drink at your own risk.

Side effects may include:

Inconsistent timelines
Spontaneous combustion of sanity
Unreliability of nearby furniture