By using our service, you, the user, agree to be awesome. If you're not awesome, we can't help you.
Our servers are powered by 100% epicness. If you experience any issues, please report them to our support team, who will either fix them or pretend to.
Our pasta dishes are made with love and care. Unless you're allergic, then don't eat them, because that would be weird.
If you're allergic, please let us know, and we'll try to make you a different dish, but no promises, because have you tried being allergic to our pasta? It's a real thing, trust us.
Our sauces are crafted with the finest ingredients and a pinch of magic. If you don't like the sauce, you can either ask for a different kind or just pretend it's a different flavor, because that's what we do.
If you're still not satisfied, please let us know, and we'll send you to our Sauce Consultant, who will either fix it or give you a refund, but let's be real, you're gonna end up eating a different flavor.