EPIC FAIL

FAQs

Because, let's face it, you're gonna fail.

General Fail

Q: What is EPIC FAIL?

A: It's a state of being completely, utterly, and spectacularly bad at whatever you do. Like that one time you tried to cook ramen noodles in the microwave.

Q: How do I achieve EPIC FAIL?

A: Just try really hard to do something and then watch as it all goes wrong. It's a skill, really.

Q: Is EPIC FAIL contagious?

A: Oh, absolutely. You can't even walk down the street without catching it. Don't worry, though, it's highly infectious and will eventually make you a better person.

Advanced Fail

Q: Can I fail at anything, even if I'm good at it?

A: Oh, you bet your bottom dollar you can. Even if you're a ninja, you can still fail. It's all about the style, the flair, the panache of the fail.

Q: What's the difference between EPIC FAIL and just plain old failure?

A: EPIC FAIL is like failure on steroids. It's like the failure that says, 'You know what? I'm not just going to fail, I'm going to fail with style.'

Q: Can I fail at something and still be happy?

A: Of course, you can. Happiness is all about perspective. Like, have you ever seen a cat in a bathtub? That's happiness.