Antimatter is a substance that is the "opposite" of regular matter. It's not really a thing, but let's be real, it sounds pretty cool.
We're working on a top-secret project to create an antimatter-powered toaster. Because, why not?
We're looking for investors, actually.
Located in a secret underground bunker beneath a abandoned theme park.
Staffed by highly trained, highly caffeinated scientists.
Features a state-of-the-art antimatter containment field.
Stay tuned for updates on our antimatter-powered toaster project.