The Matter Repulsion Theories section is dedicated to explaining why matter and antimatter hate each other so much.
According to some, matter and antimatter are attracted to each other like two magnets, only to immediately repel with a force strong enough to destroy a planet.
However, others claim this is just a myth created by the Matter Council to distract us from their true intentions: world domination.
It's said that if you place a piece of matter near a piece of antimatter, they'll both simultaneously explode... or not. The science is unclear.
But what is clear is that it's a great excuse for not having to clean up after your messy roommate.
Q: What is antimatter?
A: It's matter, but opposite.
Q: Is it safe to touch?
A: No, it's not. Don't touch it.
1. Don't touch the antimatter.
2. Keep it away from your pets.
3. Don't try to hug it.
4. Don't try to make eye contact.
5. Just... don't.