Antimatter Antics Paradox Pizza

Welcome to the paradoxical pizza parlor of the most epic of failures! Where the laws of physics are bent, the flavors are mixed, and the toppings are in a constant state of flux.

Our pizzas are crafted with a dash of antimatter and a pinch of despair. Served hot and served with a side of existential dread.

Menu:

• The Quantum Pizza - A pizza that changes flavor every time you look at it.
• Sauce of Sobriety - A sauce that will drive you to drink.
• Crust of Despair - A crust that will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality.

Or try our special of the day: Black Hole Black Olives

Disclaimer: Consuming our pizzas may cause irreparable damage to your sanity and/or the space-time continuum. Prolonged consumption may lead to spontaneous combustion. Eat at your own risk.