Welcome to the Quantum Quagmire Shop

Where the fabric of space-time is woven with absurdity and wonder!

Antimatter Sunglasses

Because who needs regular sunglasses when you can see the void?

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Quantum Flux Capacitors

For that extra boost of unpredictability in your life!

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Causality Loops

Because who needs a clear understanding of time when you can have infinite recursion?

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