You've reached the epicenter of temporal dysfunction. Welcome to Chrono Overload Syndrome, where time itself seems to have lost all meaning. The clocks all run backwards, the calendars are on fire, and the concept of "on time" has been redefined as "whenever the coffee machine gets a break".
Here, you'll find a support group for those who've lost all sense of time, as well as a marketplace for overpriced, novelty time-travel-themed merchandise. Don't worry, it's not all bad - we've got a 50% discount on all items for customers who can recite the entire timeline of their life in reverse.
Meetings are held every Thursday at 3am in the abandoned clock tower. Don't worry, it's not as scary as it sounds... unless you're afraid of the past.
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