Time Traveler's Troubles
It's not easy being a time traveler. You'd think it'd be all fun and games, jumping between eras and meeting historical figures. But no, folks. It's more like trying to get a good night's sleep with the constant time paradoxes and chrono-dissonance.
Like the time I tried to visit ancient Egypt and accidentally brought back a few hundred tons of 90s grunge fashion. Yeah, that was a real blast.
Or how about the time I went back to the Renaissance to learn some new art techniques and ended up with a bad case of painter's itch (the itch that comes from using the wrong paintbrush)?
Want to see more epic fails?
Paradox Palooza, where we dive into the deep end of temporal weirdness
or Time Traveling Tales, where we spin the most absurd stories from the time stream
or Bad Time Management, where we explore the art of not getting anything done in any timeline