EPIC FAIL: Bug Report 2018-01-01
Category: Time Traveler's Dilemma
On , our time-traveling toaster,
T-5000,
malfunctioned and burned the future... again.
Symptoms:
- Unintentional destruction of timeline continuity
- Excessive use of butter for lubrication
- Maintenance log entries from 2050 complaining about toaster repair bills
Workarounds:
- Use of spare toaster parts from 2023
- Implementation of time-traveling toaster 2.0, with improved butter containment systems
- Installation of AI-powered toaster whisperer to prevent future mishaps
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