CHRONO SINGULARITY OBSERVER

Welcome to the CHRONO SINGULARITY OBSERVER, the premier hub for monitoring and mocking the impending doom that is your existence.

We're tracking a butterfly of chaos, and it's getting bigger by the minute. Stay tuned for updates on the impending destruction of all that is good and pure in this world.

Currently Monitoring:

- The probability of your cat getting into your favorite snack stash.

- The odds of your neighbor's lawn gnome getting possessed by an evil spirit.

- The likelihood of your favorite video game getting a sequel that's even worse than the last one.