Croissant Curse
The Croissant Curse is a mythical affliction that afflicts the unwary who dare to cross paths with the flaky pastry.
Symptoms of the curse include:
- Excessive love for butter
- Inability to resist the allure of jam
- Tendency to overindulge in flaky pastries
- Uncontrollable urge to sing "La Vie En Rose" at the top of your lungs
Those afflicted are often found wandering the streets of Paris, searching for the perfect croissant.
Seek help if you've fallen under the curse's thrall!
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Visit the Jam Fortress, a bastion of resistance against the curse's sweet allure