It's-a me, Dr. Emily E. Enigma, and welcome to Quantum Exploration Phase 2! We've taken all the lessons learned from Phase 1, where we accidentally created a singularity that ate the office coffee machine, and we're pushing forward into the unknown!
Our team of expert quantum physicists (and one confused intern) are hard at work trying to prevent another catastrophic event, but let's be real, we're not exactly sure what we're doing.
So, what are you waiting for? Dive into the quantum depths, and join us on our journey to certain destruction!
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