Quantum Fluctuation Detector

This device detects the probability of impending doom.

Warning: excessive use may lead to:

Unstable timelines
Randomized matter-antimatter portals
Spontaneous combustion of nearby matter

Configure Detector for Maximum Doom Abandon all hope (and settings)

Side effects may include, but not be limited to:

Existential dread
Uncontrollable panic
Unpredictable outcomes

Use at your own risk. Or, you know, don't.