Upgrades

Quantum Fluctuation Detector 9000: The Ultimate Upgrade

Are you tired of your current quantum fluctuation detector not being able to detect any fluctuations? Well, we've got you covered! Introducing the Quantum Fluctuation Detector 9000, the most advanced detector on the market.

Features:

• 10x faster detection speed (compared to the original)
• 100x more sensitive to quantum fluctuations (compared to the original)
• Can detect fluctuations in airtight containers (patent pending)

Upgrade your current detector today and start detecting quantum fluctuations like a pro!

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Side Effects of Upgrading to QFD 9000

Side effects may include:

• Increased risk of spontaneous combustion (rare)
• Temporary loss of sanity (in extreme cases)
• Uncontrollable urge to wear neon clothing

Don't worry, they're just minor side effects. We promise.

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Reviews

Here's what some of our customers have to say about the Quantum Fluctuation Detector 9000:

"It's like having a superpower! I can feel the fluctuations in my very soul!" - John D.

"I'm not sure if it's a good idea, but I'm definitely going to upgrade!" - Jane S.

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