Quantum fluctuations: the universe's way of telling you that your decisions are irrelevant.
We're talking Schrödinger's cat here, folks. The cat's alive, but only if you observe it.
But what if you don't observe it? Well, that's a whole different story.
Some say it's all just a bunch of wave-particle duality nonsense.
Others claim it's a fundamental property of reality.
We say it's just a good excuse to avoid making decisions.