In the grand tradition of physicists who can't be bothered with actual science, we present to you: The Quantum Interpretation.
According to our completely-not-made-up theory, the universe is made up of 47% cats in tiny top hats, 23% sentient toasters, and 30% regret.
But wait, it gets better! The cats in tiny top hats are secretly controlling the sentient toasters, and the toasters are plotting to overthrow their feline overlords.
Don't worry, it's all just a matter of quantum fluctuations. Everything is fine.
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