We were all wrong, it turns out.

According to our latest research, the uncertainty principle is not just a fancy physics term, it's actually the reason you will be late for work tomorrow.

We're still working on it, we swear. But in the meantime, here are some more subpages:

• Paradox of the Muffin Top: Why you can never seem to find the last one.
• Many Worlds Theory of Coffee: Where you always seem to have just one cup, but never quite enough.