Quantum Leaps: Because Time is a Series of Unpredictable Events

Welcome to Quantum Leaps, where the fabric of time is a bit... fragile. You're currently experiencing a localized distortion in the space-time continuum, causing random events to jump the queue.

Our scientists are still trying to figure out what's going on, but in the meantime, you can enjoy the following attractions:

• Time Traveling Tacos: Because who needs a functioning timeline, anyway?
• Quantum Socks: Where every sock is a different color, but not really.
• Temporal Tea: A beverage that's been steeping in the same cup for centuries.

Don't worry, it's not just you. The universe is experiencing some... unusual fluctuations in time-space.

Stay calm, and try to enjoy the ride. If you need assistance, please contact our Time-Troubleshooters team.