Quantum Leaps Café: Where the Coffee is Stronger than the Laws of Physics

Today's Specials:

1. Quantum Leap Burger ( warning: may contain multiple parallel universes)

2. Quantum Leap Brew (guaranteed to disrupt your morning routine

3. Quantum Leap Omelette (a culinary singularity in every bite

4. Quantum Leap Tacos (where the tacos are as unpredictable as the universe itself

5. Quantum Leap Soup (a flavor so complex, it'll warp your mind
This is the menu for the Quantum Leaps Café, where the laws of physics are not always followed, but the coffee is always strong. Enjoy your meal, but don't say we didn't warn you.