January 1, 2016
On this fateful day, a quantum singularity was achieved by an anonymous group of scientists. The event was so powerful that it created a localized distortion of time and space.
The singularity was so intense that it caused:
- Time dilation effects on a toaster in the break room.
- Random appearances of 80s pop culture references.
- Uncontrollable urges to wear pleated pants.
Witness accounts report that the singularity was so powerful that it:
- Made the coffee in the break room taste like a fine wine.
- Caused the fluorescent lights to flicker in sync with the Macarena.
- Forced the janitor to wear a cape.
For those affected by the quantum leap, a support group has been established: Quantum Leap Support Group.
Join the discussion on the Quantum Leap Forum