Welcome, traveler. You've stumbled upon the infamous Time-Traveling Tacos, a culinary abomination born from the darkest recesses of the space-time continuum. These tacos are not for the faint of heart.
Served with a side of Temporal Side Effects, our tacos come with an 80% chance of spontaneous human combustion.
Will you dare to taste the terror? Click here to place your order.
Or, if you're feeling brave, navigate to the Taco Terror Index to learn more about the apocalyptic consequences of consuming these tasty, yet treacherous, time-traveling treats.