EPIC FAILS: Time Traveling Tips and Tricks

Chapter 1: Don't Be a Time-Traveling Idiot

When time traveling, it's not just about the destination, it's about the journey. Or is it? Maybe it's just about not dying.

• Don't wear a 'I'm with Stupid' t-shirt to a time paradox.
• Don't try to eat food that's not yet been invented. Trust us on this one.
• Don't, I repeat, DON'T try to explain quantum mechanics to a medieval villager.

Chapter 2: Advanced Time Traveling Techniques

For the more experienced time traveler.

• Time Looping 101: How to avoid paradoxes and still have fun.
• Time Dilation: Because who needs a social life, anyway?
• Time Warping: The art of bending space-time to your will.

For more advanced techniques, see our sub-page.

And, for those who insist on doing things the hard way, our Advanced Time Traveling Techniques (Hard Mode) page.