Terms of Service for the Incredibly Confused

By accessing this site, you acknowledge that you are aware that the terms of service are a jumbled mess of confusing legalese.

We reserve the right to change these terms at any time, but we won't, because who needs clarity, really?

By continuing to use our site, you agree to be confused by our use of words that mean the opposite of what we claim they mean.

Our site is provided on an as-is, where-is basis. Don't say we didn't warn you.