Zero-Gravity Spa: Where the Only Law is the Law of Unintended Consequences

Warning: We're Not Liable for Lost Socks, Uncoordinated Flailing, or Existential Crisis

Our expertly trained staff of highly skilled, highly caffeinated professionals will guide you through a journey of weightlessness and wonder. Or, you know, possibly just let you float around in the corner until you get hungry and want to go home.

Services:

• Zero-G Massage
• Zero-G Yoga
• Zero-G Spa Day Trip

Side Effects May Include:

• Uncontrollable giggling
• Spontaneous combustion
• Temporary loss of coordination
• Unshakeable feeling of existential dread

Not Responsible for Damages

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